Monday, 17 December 2007

New Stash Update!

Decided to risk all and attempt to pick up my parcel after 24hrs only!!!! Risking the wrath of the mighty Post Office. Here is the sequel poem on how I went on!

Crisis averted!
I went to the post
And tackled the postman
Where it hurt the most!
I demanded my parcel
I kicked up a stink
I NEEDED my stash
All that paper and ink!
I laid on the floor
Kicked my legs in the air
And finally
everyone looked in despair!
"Get this woman's parcel
From over there mate!"
Said the postman,
Reluctant to handle the wait!
"She seems kinda desperate
Quick as you can!!!!"
Said the faltering voice
Of the quivering man!
I stood up at the counter
I brushed myself down
I replied to the postman
As he stared with a frown.
I just thought I'd try it
It worked for my son!
You'd know that too
If you'd been a mum!!!


Sharon said...

I love it Caroline!
Sooooo funny :-)

Hysteri-CAL said...

Absolutely PML !!!!! Too funny !!