Friday, 11 December 2009

Altered Lyrics

Christmas would not be Christmas, without our altered lyrics thread on the do craft forum! Here are two new ones I composed today!

The First Noel

The first Noel Sue Bubbles did say,
was to certain ‘do crafters’ - “A sale’s on its way!”
A sale for paper, buttons and dies,
a sale where you wont believe your eyes!
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Visit the ‘Crafts U Love’ Christmas sale!

They looked it up and saw one more sale,
and also there was free p&p in the mail.
They filled their bags with goods galore,
and low and behold they kept adding more!
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Visit the ‘Cutting Edge Crafts’ Christmas sale!

Then came along, QVC crafting day,
yet more yummy goodies were winging their way,
To her ‘poor’ buddies houses all over town,
crafters greeted the Postman in their dressing gown
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Where can we hide stash from the Christmas sales??!


The "Selfish" Christmas Alphabet!!

C is for the Cricut sitting under the Xmas tree,
H is for the happiness it’s going to bring to me!
R is for the red - we will be in at the bank!
I is for ignorance, with only me to thank
S is for the stash shopping, I’m going to buy for me,
T is for the toys, there was never going to be
M is for myself, “It didn’t cost a lot!!!”
A is for the attitude, my family have got
S is for the shock, my husband’s going to get,

I don’t care and I’m getting everything in my Christmas alphabet! TFLx

2 comments:

SusieJ said...

ROFL! Well done CC! I've managed to miss all the sales - up to now! Thanks!
Sue xx

mrs tsv said...

there brilliant cc, and funny. i love them both.
gina xxxxxxx